It's a digression, but
What exasperates me is "she's a little beauty"... add variations on that theme (it's always the wee things which annoy ye most). Ah hate anthropomorphism attributed tae animals but folk who use it tae machines just need a good slap. Ah use a site (won't mention it by name but SLRs are frowned upon by many there) and ah just want tae...
Oooh...."Bokeh Monster"
All Nikon zooms... the Creepers... this is getting fun...
Minolta's "mini beercan", "beercan", "big beercan" and the best lens nickname ever... "the secret handshake"...