I can't do sex now, either. I'm checking out Rob's cow image.
Seriously, that's an awesome photo.
"Did you use your breath-freshener this morning?"
The cow on the right...
"Oh, go on love. Just a quick one before Farming Today is on the telly"
The cow on the right speaking... "Hey Honey, I think they don't like your earrings."
Another one: "You Dum-dum. You should have bought "90210" and not these "601121" earrings! Send it back before I give you another chance to make it with me."
Cow 1: If this guy gets any closer, I'm seriously going to put a big slobbery nose print on his lens!
Cow 2: Oooh ooh! Me too!
or
Cow 1: You see these? These are my staring contest medals. You really want to take me on, bub?
- Bill
The one time I wear Bling and there's a moran with a camera, "yes dear I love them" :-)
Last edited by wilgk; 26th May 2011 at 09:25 PM.