No bondage, just straight sex

[Wirefox]

Rob I suspect you have been nominated for the golden "eesh' award. I have two on my mantle piece. They take pride of place next to Becki's citizenship award and my cycling proficiency certificate.

As a lad who grew up on the farm and had the pleausre of observing this many times (we didn't have TV in those days), one has to observe that unless this animal is physically challenged and has its, er um ... equipment, somewhere just below its neck, then it ain't doing much damage to anyone.

Reminds you of when you were about 17 and not very sure what it was you were meant to do.

Come on out with it lad. Are you trying to tell us you are hung like a horse? And what were you doing with it until you were 17......er you dont neet to answer that

equipment, somewhere just below its neck, then it ain't doing much damage to anyone.

I bet thats not what Rob thought when he was being humped by Daisy's mate who had slipped through the fence behind him

[Wirefox]

then, there was the time that I spent four hours in a snow storm trying show a handsome but doofy golden retriever what to do (I have my limits, though)

Katy, I hope you were wearing your rubber gloves. Whether it was intensional or not you have just posted the most humorous post in CiCthis year. And which bit of DrZhivago did I miss that involved a copy of the 'Pleasures of Sex" and a golden retriever. I must have slipped out at that point to give the budgie lessons in the rhythm method.

[Seriche]

What a relief this thread has been. Still new enough to wonder what the boundaries are, I was worrying if a kilt joke I'd submitted earlier had gone too far, and now I have my answer

If this is turning into a free for all, I have a nice set of ram and sheep photos....

Seri

[Wirefox]

I have a nice set of ram and sheep photos....

You have just got Rob and Donald scrambling for their purses.

[Seriche]

You have just got Rob and Donald scrambling for their purses.

It was all free sex in my day.....I'll have them up in a minute - no charge

[Seriche]

Apologies for the compact and blown whites, but it was taken a while ago. Just out for a walk with a girlfriend when this ram started making eyes at me. I took photos while friend was in tears of laughter. I've been told I have a way with animals....

Getting frisky (OK, OK, I did ruffle his forehead a little....)



The come on:



When I didn't respond he decided to give me a practical demonstration, but it wasn't very impressive because she wouldn't stop eating all through!



Then he came back for his reward, but soon got in trouble with the Missus,



Seri (Beloved by ovines everywhere )

[rob marshall]

Rob I suspect you have been nominated for the golden "eesh' award. I have two on my mantle piece.

Are you sure about that? Sounds a bit posh to me for Northerners. I always assumed that all points north of Oswestry had an open peat fire with a hole in the chimney. And furthermore (getting back on thread) they shared the living quarters with the local cattle. And we know why!

[rob marshall]

What a relief this thread has been.

You might like to rephrase that one!

Still new enough to wonder what the boundaries are

Oh, yes. And what boundaries are they, then?

If this is turning into a free for all, I have a nice set of ram and sheep photos....

I suppose it's inevitable. I post a serious work of photographic art, and I'm just not taken seriously! Life can be so cruel. OK then, post your naughty animal shots here.

[Seriche]

You might like to rephrase that one!

Oops, sorry. Posting too close to bedtime and getting lax

Oh, yes. And what boundaries are they, then?

Well, exactly! I shall observe and learn. I've obviously been spending too much time on the wrong kinds of forums

I suppose it's inevitable. I post a serious work of photographic art, and I'm just not taken seriously! Life can be so cruel. OK then, post your naughty animal shots here.

Great artists are always misunderstood...

Sorry to have jumped the gun and posted before permission was granted

Off to bed now to count sheep.

Seri

[Wirefox]

but it wasn't very impressive because she wouldn't stop eating all through!

I though all women did that

Are you sure about that? Sounds a bit posh to me for Northerners. I always assumed that all points north of Oswestry had an open peat fire with a hole in the chimney. And furthermore (getting back on thread) they shared the living quarters with the local cattle. And we know why!

Ok it's a plank of wood nailed to my hovel wall but to us its a mantle piece. With respect to the sleeping with cattle bit you are confusing the northwest with Yorkshire. That Herriot bloke has a lot to answer for. We sleep with whippets but you needn't worry about any shenanigans since we wear our flat caps in bed....best contraceptive known to man....well that and 10 pints of Greenhalls Original.

[MrB]

Off to bed now to count sheep.

- A euphemism I haven't seen or heard before.

Philip

[Sahil]

I love the humour on this Forum!

[ilovelucydog]

I love the humour on this Forum!

I'm sure you do, but... I think you are too young for it. Hide your eyes, Sahil!

[ilovelucydog]

I thought all women did that.

Steve... Hmmm... all? Really? You know this... how?

[Sahil]

I'm sure you do, but... I think you are too young for it. Hide your eyes, Sahil!

They are well hidden

[Wirefox]

Steve... Hmmm... all? Really? You know this... how?

Well based on my relationships, during the act, they all seemed to want to eat bowls of sugar puffs or jam butties whilst watching TV. So I just assumed.....

Thats why I have mastered my technique to coincide with a 2 minute commercial break....am I missing something?

[ilovelucydog]

They are well hidden

Don't you lie to me, Sahil... I'll come over to Facebook and... Hmmm...not much I can do there either. Hid your eyes young man!

[Sahil]

A young man being deprived of adult stuff! How cool is that? :P

[ilovelucydog]

Well based on my relationships, during the act, they all seemed to want to eat bowls of sugar puffs or jam butties whilst watching TV. So I just assumed.....

Thats why I have mastered my technique to coincide with a 2 minute commercial break....am I missing something?

Hmmmm... for some reason I don't see Wirevixen as the sugar puffs or jam butties (what are jam butties? just reading it makes me laugh!) eating type at all... but during... But you said, 'They all' that sounds like... a lot!

You only have 2 minute commercial breaks? Ours seem to go on and on and on....

I have no idea if you're missing somethingI spend a good deal of my time alone... weeks on end...just me and Lucy. Don't even go there...

[ilovelucydog]

A young man being deprived of adult stuff! How cool is that? :P

Sahil... now you ARE lying. You are not deprived! I know this.