I think the American term is Jelly Sandwich. Tis the staple diet of the genteel in Lancashire. That, with tater 'ash, babbies y'ead n' chips and tripe and onions.
Whilst Donald was jangling his small change in the shippon some of us were on the raz. That included a number of drunken fumblings in the back alley behind Fanny's Fish and Chip Emporium. And us northern lads went camping in Abergele for a reason you know...it wasnt to take the sea air
But I have been a good lad for the last 27 years.
Sahil, who are you kidding, with those looks and that intelligence you will be the living Lynx advert
I have that effect on women but I use 2 cans of WD40 and keep my string vest on