Nope
I think I'd better put you all out of your misery ...
Actually, it's not that sa-fish-tee-kated - when shooting low light stuff I'm often there and setup while light levels are still high enough for reliable AF ... but later on it often too dark to rely on AF or to focus manually. So easiest thing is just to use the AF initially - double-check it - and then switch to manual and then "just don't touch it" - and I've found that if I put the hood on backwards it covers the focus ring so if my hand goes into that area then it bumps into the hood first (often I have to make adjustments by feel).