Love the analogy!!!
I thank you for the compliment, and I think it all boils down to the individual shooters style. I grew up shooting PJ and I shoot PJ every week for a regional online newspaper. It's who I am. Whereas, many shooters that want to be commercial/editorial photogs, but they shoot weddings to pay the bills and let their influences roll over into their wedding shots.
It's kinda like the monthly contest we have on here. Every month it is the long exposed landscape that wins. It's what people just getting into photography want to shoot. Every one wants to be Ansel Adams. It's a lot easier to take a picture of a scene that doesn't talk back or have other ideas. It's all on the photographer! If the lighting is wrong, they have to come back another day. Up until recently, you didn't have that option with weddings. It was one day, you had to get what you need that day or you let your client down. Nowadays, the trend has become to shoot wedding photos a various venues on multiple days making the photos much easier to construct in the fashion you want. If the lighting sucks, simply come back another day for bride and groom photos. Just focus on getting guest reaction/interaction the day of.
To get back to the topic of this thread, I am very cheap as wedding photogs go. I give full disclosure as to my abilities and training to every client. I am not a Craigslist shooter, nor will I ever be. I rely solely on word of mouth and therefore only shoot those who have seen my work and feel as though I am shooting in a style and at a price point the want. I always have a second shooter on every wedding I shoot (except my sister vow renewal/heck, she didn't even pay me) There are a ton of other people like me, but the idiots that charge $2500 US and up that put out images of lesser quality than mine with a Canon Rebel and 55-250 give people like me a bad name. It erks me! It really does. I shoot over 1000 frames every week, practicing and learning, and then see a thread such as this basically reducing the vast effort I have put in to nothing. It assumes everyone that has a bad site (me included) is simply a hack and trying to profit off of other stupidity. I just wanted to give a little insight from the other side and make sure all are represented here.
BTW, Colin and others say do not even think about attempting to do a wedding, but I disagree. As long as there is full disclosure, I see no reason why anyone should not try it at least once. However, with that being said, keep in mind the enormity of the task you are about to perform is. This (used to be) a once in a lifetime event with no chance for a do over if you "screw it up". I think every wedding should have more than one shooter.