I promise I won't move in next door, Griddy. Now that you've laid a bit of manure on me I feel like we are talking the same language and we are old mates.
But you may be missing out on something. I live in a small street with only 6 homes. I'm the only retiree so I have taken it on myself to assist my neighbours however I can. I mow their lawns, take in the bins, keep the rubbish out of the street, throw rocks at small, noisy children, turn the hose on dogs who choose to defacate on our lawns, keep an eye out when people are away and help the kids with their homework. As a reward for this we have the most peaceful, friendly and safe neighbourhood in all of Darwin. If a house becomes available I'll let you know. Mate!
