I'm very obviously too stupid to wrap my mind around this - or I'm just acting on a false assumption.
We all know that light falls off according to inverse-square law which means that when the distance x between light source and subject is three times bigger than before, the power of light getting to the subject is not 1/3x but 1/x³.
Why doesn't the same principle apply to my camera then?
Because no matter whether the distance to my subject is x, 2x or 3x, I still take pictures with the same ISO, aperture and shutter speed.
I'm pretty sure I'm currently just too stubborn to understand this so I'd be very grateful if someone could give me a hand here.