Urban,
If the lens cannot distort perspective, what has distorted perspective in this image? It surely is not distance.
Whatever you do you cannot restore the altered, changed, misrepresented, distorted, perspective in this image. You can zoom in zoom out, get your nose right up against the screen, stand a mile away from the screen, perspective in this image will still be distorted. The only way of correcting perspective in this image is if I go back and re-shoot the same subject with a different FOCAL LENGTH lens.
Does that make sense or not?
Don’t we talk of some lenses as lenses giving a more realistic perspective than others?