1 Here I am minding my own business trying to cross the road when this crazy woman walking an equally crazy little dog came along and saw me and wondered awhile if she was going to pick me up…Well, duh!!! I was hoping she'd leave alone while I contemplate on how to cross that road a la Kentucky Fried Chicken when it was still alive…ha!
2. Why lady….haven't you seen an about-to-be-squashed-up turtle before????
3 Well I suppose I should be grateful you saved my life…I wouldn't have been able to cross the road anyway…I just thought the grass is greener over that side.
4 Am I suppose to be afraid? First you saw me, then took me to your house, then you put me in a box for a long time I must say, then you put me down on the grass to do your photoshoot, then you say you are making soup. I like soup too…can I have some? Ah..err...if you have leftovers, please do not, under any circumstances, grind that stink bug in your freezer to flavour my share, will you?
5 Turtle-what soup????!!!!????
6 What do you mean one of the ingredient is turtle? That would be me in your soup??? . You saved my life? Then you intend to simmer me slowly in broth? Bah!!!I knew you were crazy right from the first time I set my eyes on you...
7 I am outta here!!! Go get another turtle…if you follow me again I will poke your eye with my stick! Goodbye.