Egg Humor #1: only a band-aid solution

[Mike Buckley]

Setup
The tabletop and background are a single sheet of translucent vellum. A medium continuous-light lamp is on the right side. A white reflector is on the left side lifting the shadows.

[flashback]

I call fowl play. For the love of Humpty Dumpty, it's one thing breaking glasses and bottles....but now you're attacking baby chickens?

[Mike Buckley]

I call fowl play.

(Groan. But not so large a groan that it encourages you.)

[flashback]

A groan, regardless its volume or mass, is still a groan and thus...encouraging. So does this crack you up? Have I drawn you out of your shell? This reminds me of Adele's new song, Shello....I can keep going, just so's ya know.

[Mike Buckley]

Despite your puns, Jack, you're most definitely a good egg.

[flashback]

I do love a good yolk....

[Shadowman]

Nicely exposed and composed.

[flashback]

John, John, John...don't you mean, Nicely EGGPOSED and composed?

[Steaphany]

Nice eggecution

[flashback]

Eggactly what I thought.

[Mike Buckley]

Folks, if you're gonna write the puns, use the appropriate spelling:

Change eggactly to eggsactly.
Change eggecution eggsecution.
Change eggposed to eggsposed.

Having done that, your puns will be eggscellent!

[flashback]

Again I call fowl. To my way of thinking, the double g simply replaces the x and is (slightly eggageratedly) pronounced the same, so for eggample, example, which while it sounds like it should have an -s- in there in fact doesn't, neither in the correctly spelled word or in the -egg- substituted word (I suppose...egg beaters?) Hopefully this discussion won't become eggtreme.

[TonyW]

It's good to see that you can out-do all the king's horses and all the king's men.

[Mike Buckley]

Hopefully this discussion won't become eggtreme.

Considering that it's lacking the "s," there's not a chance of the discussion continuing, much less becoming eggstreme.

[Mike Buckley]

It's good to see that you can out-do all the king's horses and all the king's men.

Not I, Tony. That's the band of people comprised of the manufacturer coming to the, ahem, aid.

[JBW]

setup
the tabletop and background are a single sheet of translucent vellum. A medium continuous-light lamp is on the right side. A white reflector is on the left side lifting the shadows.

eggemplary

[Manfred M]

You didn't know how to open an egg properly and now the yolks on you?

With all these puns flying around, I figured I wouldn't be allowed to post in a pun free zone.

So is this a one-off or can we eggspect a new line of photos to compliment your glass and bottle work?

(Now you have me groaning at myself)/

[pnodrog]

I am eggsasperated with the lot of you and I eggspect that is not just the egg that is plastered.

[Rita]

There does seem to be a lot of cracking yolks on this thread. A good thing the band aid is holding everything together.

[FootLoose]

I think you hard-boiled punsters are eggstending the limits of this thread.