You know, Randy -- I always look forward to your post because you make me laugh even though at times I feel like $h**.
Anyway, I once came upon a turtle by the road last year, pick it up and brought it home, took pictures of it and hid it between two large rocks in my backyard, hoping the dogs will not find it. Three months ago my next door neighbour excitedly called me to the fence and told me about a turtle in their backyard. It took that long to travel from my yard to theirs!? The place where I put the turtle was about 6 length of my feet. The incident happened over 6 months ago.
Did you get to pick up your turtles?