Today we are able to reveal in a world exclusive, the real reason behind the recent reclusive nature of Australian fashion diva/international actress/model..."Portia"
Not since the Victoria Derby of 1965 has the melbourne fashion world been rocked by such a scandal as we can reveal to you today!
Despite commendable efforts by Portia's sister "Sharntelle" to divert the spotlight by involving herself in a sheep rustling episode in Wales.
We are still able to reveal that Portia (who in recent months was often glimpsed wearing a flowing maxi dress) has recently given birth and left the baby to be cared for by a 'Rugby-Mum' in the suburbs of a regional Victorian town outside of Melbourne!
It is believed that she chose to attend the Victorian Spring Racing carnival as the guest of a Naval Captain and parade in the Fashions on the Field competition (in preference perhaps to pacing the hallway with a colicky baby!)
The paternity of the babe is as yet unconfirmed, however a spokesman for the Victorian Shadow Minister for 'special projects' declined to comment when contacted by this reporter....