Calling a gal Ugly - politically incorrect?

[rpcrowe]

Yes I know that such comments are politically incorrect these days but, isn't she ugly as sin? In fact she looks like a man but, I know she's a woman because I've seen her without any clothes on



We have been infested with crows lately. They eat our chicken's food and have been devastating our figs. I was going to fabricate a scarecrow until I saw this manikin on sale at a store that was going out of business. A Halloween mask, some old clothes and some tinsel to give the impression of movement when it rustles in the breeze and she was ready to do her duty standing there in front of a fig tree.



We won't have any rain until late October (if then) and I will put her in the garage if it does sprinkle.

Oh yes, the dogs! Their attitudes ran the gamut from total terror to abject indifference...

[Shadowman]

Nicely captured, I don't know how effective scarecrows are but if you were able to add a bit of random movement or sound you might have an effective tool.

[NorthernFocus]

...I know she's a woman because I've seen her without any clothes on
...

You really are politically incorrect, aren't you? Surely you must know that nowadays anatomy is meaningless. You have to ask. And somehow I'm fairly sure that he/she couldn't tell you. Which leaves you in a political pickle.

[rpcrowe]

You really are politically incorrect, aren't you? Surely you must know that nowadays anatomy is meaningless. You have to ask. And somehow I'm fairly sure that he/she couldn't tell you. Which leaves you in a political pickle.

You are wrong Dan, there was absolutely no pickle (political or otherwise) when I purchased her with no clothing on.

Oh God, now it's Human Trafficking, I'll be accused of!