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    Colour me red

    From Mrs' Ucci's garden, which at the moment, as Spring has sprung and summer is rolling in, her garden is blooming crazy. Are they my favourite species? Yeah. Get real, mate. These flowers she planted especially for me as I like red and purple. And that is it as far as my horticultural expertise goes. Oh, not quite true. Due to in depth indoctrination from Mrs Ucci I am now able to just about differentiate between a tree and a plant. Trees are the big, taller ones. I think.


    Okay, one for your children.

    Q.If the colour of a purple flower is purple, what is the colour of a hiccup?

    A. Burple, of course!

    Colour me red




    Colour me red

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    Re: Colour me red

    Ken, love the colours but not the joke. I need my Talisker right now
    Cheers Ole

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    Re: Colour me red

    Quote Originally Posted by ucci View Post
    …………………………….. And that is it as far as my horticultural expertise goes...………………………………..
    Me too. Oh except that I do know what grass is. That's my job.


    Nice shots.

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