For an old Scottie mate

[ucci]

Okay. So please indulge me, dear people. This is a post not for critique. It is a message for an old dear friend in Scotland to bring him up to date whilst he munches on his haggis on toast for brekky.
Anyway, MR D, this post is just for you. Just to let you know old Bruno is still going strong, surviving on being hand fed on lucerne, which costs an arm and a leg down here. And with him are his two mates, Alf and Sam. We got them in to keep him company so he would not be too lonely. He has another friend who is not in shot. She is Bonnie, an infertile freimartin Aberdeen Angus stud cow we rescued from being sent to market as a young calf as she had no commercial value as breeding stock.

Anyway old son this was just to bring you up to date and we will let you get back to your haggis strew, or what ever.
Take care
Keep safe and stay well
Old ucci and his long suffering wife, Mrs Ucci

[Donald]

I was frightened to ask, in case ...............!!

But he looks wonderful. Looks like the three of them are about to break into song. I'm glad that Alf and Sam seem to know their position in the hierarchy.