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    It's Important to Take Care of Punctuation

    Certainly according to one interpretation of this business sign.

    It's Important to Take Care of Punctuation

    I have always been a supporter of using correct grammar and punctuation, but I had never realized the health benefits of doing so!

    Curiously I haven't seen any institutions supporting semi-colons, commas, exclamation or question marks...
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    Re: It's Important to Take Care of Punctuation

    Nice one.

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    I assume they perform colonoscopies there to find errant punctuation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manfred M View Post
    I assume they perform colonoscopies there to find errant punctuation?
    Hi Manfred - I admire your penetrating insight!

    Sometimes it's spelling that's the issue: be it consonants or bowels...

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    I hope they do a better job with their colonoscopies than they do with their punctuation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tronhard View Post
    Hi Manfred - I admire your penetrating insight!

    Sometimes it's spelling that's the issue: be it consonants or bowels...
    Whaaaaaat!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugge View Post
    Whaaaaaat!!
    It's a play on words Ole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tronhard View Post
    Certainly according to one interpretation of this business sign.

    It's Important to Take Care of Punctuation

    I have always been a supporter of using correct grammar and punctuation, but I had never realized the health benefits of doing so!

    Curiously I haven't seen any institutions supporting semi-colons, commas, exclamation or question marks...
    Too late, the hyphen died long ago ...

    "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" ...

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    Re: It's Important to Take Care of Punctuation

    The period has taken the lion's share of attention.

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    Re: It's Important to Take Care of Punctuation

    Did you capture the shot while moving past or, before shooting, did you come to a full-stop?

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    Re: It's Important to Take Care of Punctuation

    There is a book titled "the panda eats shoots and leaves".

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    In NZ (some time ago) the standard Kiwi Male was described as one who eats, roots and leaves...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tronhard View Post
    In NZ (some time ago) the standard Kiwi Male was described as one who eats, roots and leaves...
    Excellent. I have the original book. In there, it says "shoots" but that makes little difference ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xpatUSA View Post
    Excellent. I have the original book. In there, it says "shoots" but that makes little difference ...
    The quote I had was actually from the magazine "the NZ Woman's Weekly", which (I think) parodied the book about which you are totally correct. Ironically the magazine itself was referred to in the book "Half-Gallon, Quarter-Acre, Pavlova Paradise" as sex, the NZ woman's weekly!
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    Before I retired from our city's tertiary care genl hospital, I knew a physician there who chose this specialty as his career. When I asked him one day why that particular branch of medicine, he said "Because business was always looking up!"

    Ka-dunk!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dem View Post
    There is a book titled "the panda eats shoots and leaves".
    The book, by Lynne Truss, is actually called "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" with a sub-title of "The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation". The quote above gives the corrected version.

    John
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    Re: It's Important to Take Care of Punctuation

    Quote Originally Posted by Tronhard View Post
    The quote I had was actually from the magazine "the NZ Woman's Weekly", which (I think) parodied the book about which you are totally correct. Ironically the magazine itself was referred to in the book "Half-Gallon, Quarter-Acre, Pavlova Paradise" as sex, the NZ woman's weekly!
    Aha! Vive la Différence ...

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