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    Ghost Prevention

    According to the Chinese Communist Party, China has been doing a wonderful job in prevention of COVID-19 transmission. I don't know if that claim is true but, I do know that over the eons, the Chinese have been effectively fighting an equally insidious enemy; The Ghost

    The Chinese campaign against ghosts is based on facts that all Chinese know about Ghosts:

    First: Ghosts only travel in a straight line. Therefore, forcing a ghost to make turns will prevent the ghost from advancing...
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    Second: Ghosts do not have knees. Therefore requiring them to step over something on entering a dwelling will prevent the ghosts from entering and they can be warded off with a scary protection image...
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    Maybe President Trump should concentrate on protecting America from ghosts and leave the protection against COVID-19 to people qualified to make those decisions...

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    Re: Ghost Prevention

    Good compositions which are well focused and exposed.

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    Re: Ghost Prevention

    Great work Richard

    The last property I lived at was an old Victorian mansion block in West Kensington in London. I am the most sceptical person when it comes to issues like ghosts. But when I was alone in the flat late at night in the lounge I would often feel a presence, and on more than one occasion saw a tall figure in a dark suit with a top hat walk out of the lounge door into the hall.

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    Re: Ghost Prevention

    Quote Originally Posted by pschlute View Post
    Great work Richard

    The last property I lived at was an old Victorian mansion block in West Kensington in London. I am the most sceptical person when it comes to issues like ghosts. But when I was alone in the flat late at night in the lounge I would often feel a presence, and on more than one occasion saw a tall figure in a dark suit with a top hat walk out of the lounge door into the hall.
    Man! That would be creepy. Perhaps you needed some Chinese Ghost prevention

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    Re: Ghost Prevention

    I wonder if the Chinese know about Bigfoot.

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    I'd guess that they have their own forms of supernatural creatures

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