Thanks, Lucy and Donald. I must admit that whilst i have never ridden stoned I did ride drunk a few times in my youth. I remember getting plastered at a lunchtime Christmas do at work many many years ago. I decided to ride home but every time I tried to get on one side I immediately fell over the opposite side. After a few goes and some pretty muddy work clothes I decide to push it - the problem there is that wheels and staggering do not mix. My cycling gear in those days consisted of skin tight cords, winkle pickers and knee length leather jacket. Cycle helmets and lycra were all the rage in slightly avant garde clubs in side streets of Manchester but not on the open roads. Got home filthy and way too late to take WireVixen out courting...but she would forgive me anything in those days - even the winkle pickers
. Still not as bad as a mate of mine who got stopped by the Police when he thought it would make good sense to ride a bike whilst wearing nothing but a dust bin lid and a yard brush - muttering something about dragon slayers. I blame it on the 6 pints of Theakson Old Peculiar. The Police had a good laugh and escorted him back to the pub...his clothes and another 2 pints. These type of events were quite common on our climbing weekends