Those white plastic chairs - they get everywhere...
Now, you want to talk about desperate???
Colin, I find WB a li'l off in this pic. Also the background is cluttered. I wonder why didn't you try cloning out those wires? & May be you could have tried different perspective?
PS:- I hope you don't find all my comments too harsh.
PPS:- I didn't want to miss the only opportunity to find flaws in shots (which are otherwise always PERFECT) posted by you.
And as we know you are a very lucky chap.... resist the urge now to break into a little Kylie-esq' rendition